Written for the 'Spring is in the Air' challenge.
A post S5 one-shot. Brian Kinney is not a 'flowers' type of guy. He doesn't give them, ever, and no one has ever had the audacity to give them to him. At least, until that morning in April when he walks into work to find a hideous little flower arrangement on his desk. Naturally, he makes it quite clear that Cynthia is to shoot anyone bearing flowers on sight should they endeavor to accost him again...